Watermark Giveaway: Two tickets to Lisa Lampanelli at Hard Rock Live Orlando

By : Maia Monet
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Known as “Queen of the Roasts” for her Friars Club comic take downs of Chevy Chase, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner, Flava Flav, and Donald Trump, stand-up comedian Lisa Lampanelli is bringing her unique brand of biting no-holds-barred comedy to the Hard Rock Live Orlando on February 3rd at 8pm.

Better yet, Watermark is giving away two (2) tickets to see her show in Central Florida.

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Lisa Lampanelli ticket giveaway ahoy! Enter now … like, NOW!

By : Billy Manes
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We could all use a little bit of laughter during this time of our shady glances and crossed fingers, so Watermark is giving away two tickets to Lisa Lampanelli’s Orlando show at Hard Rock on Friday, Jan. 20!

Don’t be insulted, just laugh at the pieces. The queen of mean promises to bring some super-shady fun to the area on inauguration weekend – so much more fun than the existential crisis we’ll all be enduring under an orange fop of hair on a figurehead.

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Lights on: Comedian Lisa Lampanelli on losing weight and winning herself

By : Aaron Alper
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Insult Comic Lisa Lampanelli, will be performing in Orlando at the Hard Rock on January 20 and Clearwater at the Capitol Theatre on January 21 and spoke with the Watermark to discuss her new play Stuffed, how weight loss has made her a better both as a person and a comic, and shows that “Comedy’s Loveable Queen of Mean” is actually, deep down, really very nice.

Watermark: Hello, Lisa, it’s such an honor.
Lisa Lampanelli: Oh my God, for me it is! I get to talk to another gay! I got on a phone with a straightie this morning and all I did was think about you going, “Where are the gays? I can’t stand these straight people.”

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A leaner queen of mean returns to Orlando

By : Kirk Hartlage
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Lisa Lampanelli is the Salt & Vinegar potato chip of stand-up comics. That first bite is oh-so-acidic while the follow-up stings in an aggressive attack on the senses. It’s both salty and sour, and – somewhat shamefully – completely addictive.

Of course, comparing the comedian who recently lost over 100 pounds to a greasy, unhealthy snack food might seem a bit insensitive…but we’re pretty sure she’d approve. Famous for her sharp-tongued attacks from the dais on a multitude of celebrity roasts – among her victims: Chevy Chase, Pamela Anderson, Donald Trump and William Shatner – Lampanelli gets as good as she gives.

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