The inimitable – except by just about every drag queen in the WORLD – Barbra Streisand has announced that she will be gracing the Sunshine State with her glorious presence on Nov. 30. We don’t even know where are feelings are about this. Well, we do, but we don’t know if we can afford our feelings. A friend just told us that the last time he saw Barbra, it was, effectively, the best $2,000 anyone ever spent on him, so luxurious the moment.
Fortunately, the tickets in the case range from $99 to $510 (cheap!) and will go on sale Sept. 29. Ladies and gentlemen, THAT IS NEXT WEEK. Grab your Princes and your Tides and your WALLETS so that you can somehow nab a ticket from the AMALIE Arena’s ticket office, Ticketmaster outlets or on Ticketmaster.com. If you’re a little feeble with your Jitterbug, you can also call 800-745-3000. We are dying. That is all.